Part 4 of you might be a redneck if....?

the diving contest at the family reunion was ruined because your pool went flat



your idea of "getting lucky" is passing the emissions test



the last time you went swimming they had to use the boat ramp to get you out of the lake



you join a record club under a fake name



your hood ornament is a duck decoy



the owner of a restaurant had to ask you to "please move away from the salad bar before you start eating."



you often find stray animals in your living room



you pick your friends based on their ownership of jumper cables



the uninvited guests at your family reunion were the SWAT team



you've ever given a full set of NASCAR plastic cups as a wedding present



you regularly check the brake lights on your house



you've ever swapped shirts with a scarecrow



the box your TV cam in has also served as a clubhouse, a laundry basket, ad a playpen



your yard has more than 10 ceramic figurines



nobody else will touch your favorite cap



the flowers in your bridal bouquet were plastic



you always cancel the subscription and keep the free gift



you’ve accidentally injured 1 of your relatives with a flying toenail



there are crawfish in your home aquarium



people drive by your house to look at your Christmas lights in April



part of your parole states that you are not allowed to own sheep



your wedding dress was leather



you ever took a deerskin to a dry cleaner

Part 4 of you might be a redneck if....?
I had a neighbor that every time he had a family reunion, the police and fire department were called. He got evicted.
Reply:You r NOT FUNNY!!
Reply:you n00b stop the reneck jokes plz...their getting old.
Reply:These are funny as heII!

Keep up the good work!



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Reply:i like the toenail one lol
Reply:funny!